Thursday, February 10, 2011

Rorschach test.

So? What do you see?
Me? Oh.. well... I....
I see RAGE.
I SEE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

Why?, it's simple really. Dead Space 2 is fuckin' hard. Not so much because its difficult, but rather, because I somehow manage to put myself in very very bad situations and then, for some ungodly reason, decide to save. I foolishly saved at the very last save spot with nearly no ammo, no health, no stasis. I even tried backtracking to the last shop to buy ammo/health but there are SO many zombie infested rooms before that store that by the time I reach it I am either about to die or out of completely out of ammo. Even if I somehow managed to get there with all my ammo and health I have no money or much of anything I can sell for money~! GAH. And then the final boss rapes me every single time I try, its just hopeless... so very hopeless.... but I really love the Dead Space franchise. I would even say it is my favorite new(ish) original series. 

Recently bought the iPhone Dead Space, its a really well made game. I normally do not encourage buying console-esque games on an iPhone, but this one had a lot of thought behind it and it plays beautifully. Controls are spot on, very responsive and work wonders. The graphics are pretty damn good, the game has lots of voicework in it, the story ties into the story for the console games. I have to say I am very pleased with how well made the game is. Could have been easy to just do a shitty port, but they did not. Check it out if you can, its damn good.

(and somehow, the title had almost nothing at all to do with my post. oh well)
>:3
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22 comments:

  1. Con QuesoFebruary 10, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    The test looks like...2 squirrels standing on an ostrich's foot.

    How the HELL do they make a GOOD Dead Space game on the iphone...so weird.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    They are dancing in the second picture.

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  3. donga5000February 10, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    Sure is alot of talk about dead space 2, I thought the first one was just okay

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  4. mrecanFebruary 10, 2011 at 12:10 PM

    lol at the second pic
    also i agree with you friend. the game rocks

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    I saw a vagina. Now psychoanalyze me.

    snaztoday.blogspot.com

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  6. Crazy DaysFebruary 10, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    Is it bad if i see a Oblivion Gate? lol

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  7. level85nerdFebruary 10, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    i see a vagina.

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  8. DudemeisterFebruary 10, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    I see penises. What does that mean?

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    I see like if there were some kind of monsters on each side, trying to get birds or some stuff like that, what the hell...

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  10. PimpGangsterMedleyFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    I've downloaded the demo but I haven't tried it yet, haven't been in a survival-horror mood, but the game looks pretty good!

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  11. Zach RoanFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    Abstract Art?

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  12. JondelFebruary 10, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    To ninjas High fiveing.

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  13. Obi-wan MikenobiFebruary 10, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    Looks like two of the sloths from Ice Age high fiving or doing one of those slow motion running hugs on a bed of money.

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  14. AnonymouseFebruary 10, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    ink blot looks like a shamanic ritual to me

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  15. ZakkFebruary 10, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    I really need to get DeadSpace 2 ;_;

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  16. Nik MekeenaFebruary 10, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    haha great post

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  17. UsagiFebruary 10, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    i see a spill ink...
    it sounds like you've spent a lot of times playing games

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  18. Body1February 11, 2011 at 12:28 AM

    Hello man

    I like the blog!!!

    fallowing and supporting!!

    http://darkbogdanel.blogspot.com/

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  19. LesFebruary 11, 2011 at 2:16 AM

    Dead Space is pretty rad. I heard the second game was a lot harder than the first.

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  20. AbstractRealityFebruary 11, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    I see an ink blot

    I wanna take a Rorschach for real just so I can say that, lol

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  21. anontcotrolFebruary 11, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    these are looking very nice

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  22. ChrisFebruary 12, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    I doitn see anything..

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